ADOLF HITLER: “Can I have my V2 back please?”

Previously unreleased material dating back to World War 2 has been unearthed by a BBC researcher which sheds some light on the mental state of Adolf Hitler in the last years of the war.

The V-2 rocket (German: Vergeltungswaffe 2, i.e. retaliation weapon 2), technical name Aggregat-4 (A4), was a ballistic missile that was developed at the beginning of the Second World War in Germany, specifically targeted at London and later Antwerp. The liquid-propellant rocket was the world’s first long-range combat-ballistic missileand first known human artifact to enter outer space. It was the progenitor of all modern rockets.

Over 3,000 V-2s were launched as military rockets by the German Wehrmacht against Allied targets during the war, mostly London and later Antwerp. The attacks resulted in the death of an estimated 7,250 military personnel and civilians.

Apparently, the BBC researcher has uncovered details relating to private telephone calls from Hitler to Winston Churchill, during which, he requested for the return of those rockets which had malfunctioned and, while landing in the middle of London, had not detonated. The transcripts reveal that Hitler became more and more upset during these calls to Churchill and that Churchill would make tape recordings of the calls and play them back to his ministers during the weekly “Rum and Cigar” nights at Number 10. Churchill is believed to have remarked that the recordings would provide hours of light entertainment for his guests considering the sheer naivety and, dare I say it, “chutzpah” of the German Premier.

Further detail refers to Hermann Goring statements relating to the requests:

Hermann Goring admitted that he did not think it likely that the rocket would be returned.

“We are very clearly making known our concerns. We submitted a formal request for the return of our lost equipment, as we would in any situation. Given Britain’s behaviour to date, we do not expect them to reply,” he said.

He said that despite numerous “provocations” from Britain, the Reich would continue to pursue a “diplomatic approach”.

Since the papers have been released just in the last 48 hours, Pentagon officials, Members of the Senate and Congress and also the Whitehouse itself have made the following statements:

“The guy was obviously off his trolley!”

“That mad German”

“The only reason he finance the development was because he issued his own currency therefore he didn’t have huge debts to repay the jewish bankers…… oops! Can I say that?” Anonymous.

“The man was clinically insane!”

“Never trust a nation that starts talking in terms of a ‘Fatherland’….. No, ‘Homeland’ is totally fine!”

Benjamin Netanyahu is reported to have said: “The Master Race my arse! WE’RE the Chosen ones….. always have been always will be!”

A reporter for Haaretz asked Netanyahu what the difference was between the ideology of a people thinking they were the “Master Race” to one thinking they were the “Chosen People”? To which Netanyahu replied:

“Do you think God chose Hitler? Even today, it’s our money and Lloyd Blankfein captues it so well when he says ‘We do God’s Work’. Anyhow ‘Chosen Ones’ sounds nicer doesn’t it?”

 

However, today, we have just learned the following. After years of sabre rattling and threats from the USA and Israel on Iran, President Obama has just requested the return of his drone.

Officials at the Pentagon and Whitehouse have been contacted but have declined to comment.

 

US asks Iran to return captured drone

President Barack Obama has said the US government has requested that Tehran return the surveillance drone captured by Iran’s military earlier this month.

Mr Obama said he would not comment on classified intelligence matters, but confirmed: “We have asked for it back. We’ll see how the Iranians respond.”

"CAN I HAVE MY DRONE BACK PLEASE?"

Iranian TV broadcast pictures of the intact RQ-170 Sentinel last week.

Tehran said the aircraft was brought down using electronic warfare; Washington insisted it malfunctioned.

Earlier on Monday, Iranian state TV reported that military experts were in the final stages of recovering data from the drone.

A member of the Iranian parliament’s national security committee, Parviz Sorouri, said the information they extracted would be used to “file a lawsuit against the United States over the invasion” by the aircraft.

‘Provocations’

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton admitted that she did not think it likely that the drone would be returned.

“We are very clearly making known our concerns. We submitted a formal request for the return of our lost equipment, as we would in any situation. Given Iran’s behaviour to date, we do not expect them to reply,” she said.

She said that despite numerous “provocations” from Iran, the US would continue to pursue a “diplomatic approach”.

The Revolutionary Guards, whose officers were filmed inspecting the drone on Thursday, said it crossed Iran’s eastern border with Afghanistan and travelled 250km (155 miles) inside its airspace, before being brought down in a cyber attack.

However, US officials have said that intelligence assessments indicated that Iran neither shot down the aircraft nor used electronic warfare or cyber-technology to force it from the sky. They blamed a malfunction.

They are, however, concerned that Iran or its allies may be able to determine the chemical composition of the drone’s radar-deflecting paint, or copy its engine, control systems, and sophisticated cameras and sensors, which allow it to monitor the ground from high altitude.

The Iranian government has sent a letter of protest to the United Nations, accusing the US of “provocative and secret actions” violating international law, and warning against any “repetition of such actions”.

A former US official has said the Pentagon was using the drone to keep watch on Iran’s controversial nuclear programme. Western powers believe Iran is trying to develop nuclear weapons, which it denies.

 

Back to the V2:

Missile strikes were often devastating, causing large numbers of deaths—160 killed and 108 seriously injured in one explosion on 25 November 1944 in mid-afternoon, striking a Woolworth’s department store in New Cross, south-east London. It is alleged that Adolf Hitler adored Pick n Mix from Woolworth’s but, at the onset of WW2, there was an embargo on the store from exporting to Germany. That pissed Hitler off! For some unexplained reason, however, it would appear that, while the embargo stopped candy from being exported, it didn’t stop Standard Oil from keeping the machinery of the Nazi Army from operating.

Well, that’s war for ya!

After these deadly results, British intelligence leaked falsified information implying that the rockets were over-shooting their London target by 10 to 20 miles. This tactic worked and for the remainder of the war most landed in Kent due to erroneous recalibration.

The final two rockets exploded on 27 March 1945. One of these was the last V-2 to kill a British civilian: Mrs. Ivy Millichamp, aged 34, killed in her home in Kynaston Road, Orpington in Kent, evidencing the German re-calibration.

A Spokesman for the Bank of England explained “We couldn’t have these rockets exploding in the City old Chap! There’s Rothschilds and high class people to think about and prime real estate you know! Ivy who did you say?”

Mrs Millichamp was unavailable for comment.

 

Is it just me or has the world gone insane and these puppets of Rothschild and Co are just taking the piss now?